Scotty baby
Why does Scotty Nguyen call everyone “baby?”
Nobody's Baby
Dear Nobody's Baby,
After several days of contemplation, Đức chose as his three wishes:
• immortality
• the ability to gamble well
• to be at all times the coolest person in the room
No one who has ever spent any time with him can deny that Scotty is at all times the coolest person wherever he goes. All the ladies love him, that's for sure. Only the ultra-coolest of men could make a statement like "You call and it's all over, baby" and pull it off.
There is no doubt in Mr. Poker Person's mind that Nguyễn My Đức chose his three wishes wisely.
So why does he call us all "baby?" Obviously, to Scotty, having been around for centuries, everyone else in the world is but an infant.
Except, of course, for Doyle Brunson.
As always, remember to stay out of the muck.
Your friend,
Mr. Poker Person